You can have it all

my empire of dirt.

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dannielle:

laurenzettler:

this is so funny.

flickrlovr:

kellyneel:

oh my god i fucking DIED!

BAHAHAHAHA I JUST LOL’D WAY TOO HARD.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drunks are just like babies, it’s true. I saw a comedian’s bit once where he talked about that. He was like, they both end up falling on the floor, you have to talk to them in a soothing voice using simple words, and there is a good chance they will throw up on you.

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    I’m sorry. Any and every argument you might ever have is invalid. Thatisall.
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    GPOY GPOY GPOY GPOY
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    You HAVE to see this! Sooo hilarious!
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    cleverly hilarious....love it, it’s pretty perfect.
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    Oh my goodness!!! Yes!
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    I tee and or hee’d
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    bahhhhhhaaaaaaha
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    Drunks are just like babies, it’s true. I saw a comedian’s bit once where he talked about that. He was like, they both...
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    babies really do act like drunk adults